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Machete Attack Aftermath

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STtyrone - 182 days ago  - (Points 16777)
Wink once for yes and twice for no.
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japierdole - 182 days ago  - (Points 1895)
quit eye balling me mother fucker
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BlueEyedDevil - 182 days ago  - (Points 3827)
That’s probably one of those times the doctor says “Any suggestions? I have no fucking idea what to do with this.”
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hiyaalan - 183 days ago  - (Points 281)
Man, as a surgeon looking at that where do you even begin? "Uh, I just remembered I have a 2:00 tee time. Dr. Patel will have to do this one."
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GeorgiaMontanaBoy - 182 days ago  - (Points 3174) hiyaalan
You start by amputating its head.
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Twerkaholic - 183 days ago  - (Points 8700)
Here's looking at you, kid!!
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SEAGULLFARMER - 183 days ago  - (Points 2355)
"Has anyone seen the first aid box?"
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YourMajesty - 183 days ago  - (Points 419)
I’d be pissed if this were me. At that point, please just let me die or kill me. Life is cool & all but at that point death would be excitedly welcomed.
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RippchenAndKraut - 183 days ago  - (Points 346)
"Stop staring at me like that or I wont do the surgery! "
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Siankovic - 183 days ago  - (Points 14763)
wow he is alive to attend his own funereal.. nice
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Kizzmyazz - 183 days ago  - (Points 6745)
Cant believe he's still alive !
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BlueEyedDevil - 182 days ago  - (Points 3827) Kizzmyazz
Doctor was probably pissed that they didn’t wait til he was for sure gone before they brought him in. He’ll be giving people the evil eye while he tries to put that back together.
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NotaCop - 183 days ago  - (Points 2251)
wtf did he do that his face got hacked like a faggots ass
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paksyetph - 183 days ago  - (Points 6679)
Mr bean did him once.

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amirzx - 183 days ago  - (Points 5009) paksyetph
incredible talent.. same.. whoa
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Yetti - 183 days ago  - (Points 4465)
doctors are like can't wait to see the final results, a living Picasso shieeeet
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Lilibet96 - 183 days ago  - (Points 5468)
if you are okay, blink twice Jorge
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Oonie - 183 days ago  - (Points 10744)
he is eye balling me around.. damn brutal
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DetroitLion - 183 days ago  - (Points 4174)
i wonder if he can still see, that is just fuccccccccccccked up
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Rodslinger18 - 183 days ago  - (Points 3697)
We REALLY need to open our southern boarders like yesterday!!! These shitholers are suffering beyond imagination.The fucking wall needs to be 180ft high and charged with enough voltage to knock down a t-rex.These holers bring this upon themselves."But but America caused this" motherfucker suck a fart out of my white ass!!You contain you own shithole and we will maintain ours.We got enough niggers to deal with already.Trying to be nice and civil is becoming very difficult these days.
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Onlyonecanopy - 183 days ago  - (Points 7574)
Eyeball

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