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Machete Attack Aftermath

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STtyrone's avatar
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STtyrone - 25 days ago  - (Points 2554)
Wink once for yes and twice for no.
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japierdole - 26 days ago  - (Points 1130)
quit eye balling me mother fucker
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BlueEyedDevil - 26 days ago  - (Points 1804)
That’s probably one of those times the doctor says “Any suggestions? I have no fucking idea what to do with this.”
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hiyaalan - 26 days ago  - (Points 222)
Man, as a surgeon looking at that where do you even begin? "Uh, I just remembered I have a 2:00 tee time. Dr. Patel will have to do this one."
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GeorgiaMontanaBoy - 26 days ago  - (Points 1019) hiyaalan
You start by amputating its head.
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Twerkaholic - 26 days ago  - (Points 5471)
Here's looking at you, kid!!
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Twofingers - 26 days ago  - (Points 34818)
The Dr. explained the treatment options and reminded him to keep an open mind.
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GetReal - 26 days ago  - (Points 4175)
One could draw a really funny caricature from that
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SEAGULLFARMER - 27 days ago  - (Points 2070)
"Has anyone seen the first aid box?"
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YourMajesty - 27 days ago  - (Points 321)
I’d be pissed if this were me. At that point, please just let me die or kill me. Life is cool & all but at that point death would be excitedly welcomed.
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RippchenAndKraut - 27 days ago  - (Points 254)
"Stop staring at me like that or I wont do the surgery! "
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Happy_Ears - 27 days ago  - (Points 2764)
He's going to need a few of these.

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Siankovic - 27 days ago  - (Points 14055)
wow he is alive to attend his own funereal.. nice
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Kizzmyazz - 27 days ago  - (Points 5041)
Cant believe he's still alive !
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BlueEyedDevil - 26 days ago  - (Points 1804) Kizzmyazz
Doctor was probably pissed that they didn’t wait til he was for sure gone before they brought him in. He’ll be giving people the evil eye while he tries to put that back together.
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NotaCop - 27 days ago  - (Points 985)
wtf did he do that his face got hacked like a faggots ass
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paksyetph - 27 days ago  - (Points 5777)
Mr bean did him once.

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amirzx - 27 days ago  - (Points 2965) paksyetph
incredible talent.. same.. whoa
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Yetti - 27 days ago  - (Points 3322)
doctors are like can't wait to see the final results, a living Picasso shieeeet
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Lilibet96 - 27 days ago  - (Points 4451)
if you are okay, blink twice Jorge
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Oonie - 27 days ago  - (Points 9594)
he is eye balling me around.. damn brutal
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DetroitLion - 27 days ago  - (Points 3260)
i wonder if he can still see, that is just fuccccccccccccked up
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Rodslinger18 - 27 days ago  - (Points 1666)
We REALLY need to open our southern boarders like yesterday!!! These shitholers are suffering beyond imagination.The fucking wall needs to be 180ft high and charged with enough voltage to knock down a t-rex.These holers bring this upon themselves."But but America caused this" motherfucker suck a fart out of my white ass!!You contain you own shithole and we will maintain ours.We got enough niggers to deal with already.Trying to be nice and civil is becoming very difficult these days.
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Onlyonecanopy - 27 days ago  - (Points 3115)
Eyeball

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