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Suicide fail on train tracks

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Suicide fail on train tracks
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Kizzmyazz - 146 days ago  - (Points 5700)
looks like he's pretty much stopped bleeding. Next career: Pro beggar.
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bdark - 146 days ago  - (Points 455)
India can't even do suicide correctly.
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buck - 147 days ago  - (Points 1469)
Just pull him to the RR track, put his neck over it and wait for the next train.
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Habsfan16 - 147 days ago  - (Points 21891)
He fucked up royally.
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Onlyonecanopy - 147 days ago  - (Points 5609)
I would walk on my hands with an erection exorcist style and chase the kids around till I passed out
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shittassshoes - 147 days ago  - (Points 392)
Give the poor fucker a pillow
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CPK1994 - 147 days ago  - (Points 1922)
Any westerner would've been screaming in agony after such a horrific event. this guy is just chillin and soaking in the sun. Still a dumb-ass though.
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Wardy - 147 days ago  - (Points 4642)
I’ve been out on the lash and been legless plenty of times but fucking hell never on a train track
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apachesmile - 147 days ago  - (Points 11894)
Put his head on the tracks for the next train. Problem solved.
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ZaZ - 147 days ago  - (Points 887)
Half the man he used to be
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Jomama - 147 days ago  - (Points 270)
shit..that reminds me, I need to pick up some hamburger for the cookout..
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Darkcheddar - 147 days ago  - (Points 542)
Lieutenant Daksh!

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ManlyPMS - 147 days ago  - (Points 449)
He'll be able to fit on the overloaded trains in the storage compartment now. No more waiting around or hanging off the sides.
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JohnGalt - 147 days ago  - (Points 10017)
Very similar to this. Except Train takes Punjab....

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RealiJustinsane - 147 days ago  - (Points 11312)
Might seem like a long wait for the next train...
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SEAGULLFARMER - 147 days ago  - (Points 2266)
IF YOU CANT KILL YOURSELF USING A TRAIN FUCK OFF!
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Random12C - 147 days ago  - (Points 2966)
I guess he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Sakakibara - 147 days ago  - (Points 1419)
They are wondering how many money they make with his organs.
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1 - 147 days ago  - (Points 1599)
Can you fix it, Bob? ... No, it’s fucked!
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apachesmile - 147 days ago  - (Points 11894) 1
Sure thang goober......pulls out pistol shoots him in the head.

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